Sunday, March 28, 2010

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

So the boys and I are watching Wolverine and I am getting so friggin' depressed. They really just tried to stuff as many mutants into this movie as they could. Instead of just focusing on the first incarnation of the Weapon Plus Program [Logan, Creed, Maverick(Zero), Silver Fox, Mastodon, and Wraith] they throw in a random screen shot of Emma Frost - and make her this Silver Fox's sister?!!?
Like I've said with Punisher: War Zone, there's two ways these fucking producers make a superhero movie, literal tranlation or so completely off the original material, you think "what the fuck is this?!"
Now Deadpool, one of the most well written characters in the Marvel Universe, Wade Wilson is much more arrogant and talkative then his Ryan Reynolds counterpart. In the movie's game (which wasn't bad) he was funnier! And peep this: if his Deadpool was suppossed to have those katanas shoved up his arms, how the fuck were they like 3 feet long?!  This is the reason Wolverine's are only the length of his forearms, because where the fuck else would they go?
And it looks as though the comic gods are smiling on us fanboys as it seems as there is a Deadpool movie "in production" to be released Summer 2011.  I think there's gonna be alot of build up to The Avengers which   I am sweatin' bullets about because it's rumored to be written by Zak Penn because for every great flick he's given us, we get like 3 terds!  Click the link to check his resume and you'll know wtf I'm talkin' about.
But keep the faith brothers and sisters!  Because if the production houses can give us decent flicks like The Watchmen, Dark Knight and even Clash of the Titans surely we will give them thanks in the future.

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