The Expendables

August 13th will bring together the single greatest EPIC action movie throughout the history of MANDOM!!!
I don't care if the story is as old as action thriller shoot'em ups itself, they have brought together action heroes from every single genre of popular culture.  From the most legendary one himself, Schwarzenegger, to mankind's newest hero, Terry Crews.

The only thing that would make this movie better is if while you were watching it, Pamela Anderson and Angelina Jolie (NSFW) were making out while Rosario Dawson pole dancing with Marilyn Monroe, getting served a Jack & Coke by Salma Hayek in a bikini with Catherine Zeta-Jones bar-tending and Jessica Alba BBQin' hot links and tri-tip, talkin about, 'I just bought you a Gamestop and Home Depot gift card so when you're done, take the Challenger with Blondie' (btw I have a life long crush on Deborah Harry)