What a load of shit...
Opening on a beach of the island town of Port Gamble, a blind resident discovers a rotting zombie washed up in the sand.
Frida (Iranian-American girl), the token gay couple Lance & Tom (one returning home to come out to his mom), Mrs. Hunt (a teacher, mayor candidate) and Mayor Burton (Mrs. Hunt's ex-husband) run into the local church where Reverend Haggis, Clive, a married couple, and a local senior woman are playing bingo. They immediatley begin to board the windows and chart the food. Reverend Haggis believs that the zombies outside are a part of the apocalypse.
As Mayor Burton starts to show obvious signs of infection, Mrs. Hunt suggests quarantining him in a room which causes Mayor Burton to rebel against her. Tom and Lance lecture Mayor Burton which makes Reverend Haggis decide to turn Lance and Tom into straights by drugging them and making them watch gay "erotic" films. Clive and the married couple go downstairs to assist Haggis in the process, locking themsleves in the basement. Mayor Burton reanimates into a zombie and bites the senior woman's jaw off, leaving Mrs. Hunt alone with the zombie. As Lance is being drugged, Tom threatens the group and forces them to let Mrs. Hunt in, Mayor Burton enters with her. Clive and the couple quickly run out of the church with Tom, Lance, and Mrs. Hunt following while Reverend Haggis attempts to talk to Burton, who eats him.
Frida makes it home to her father, who turns into a zombie and she is forced to kill him. She prepares to commit suicide with her father's shotgun before she hears a helicopter outside. She runs out of the house into a playground full of zombies and soon finds Tom, Lance, and Mrs. Hunt and saves them from a zombie. They leave to find the chopper where U.S. soldiers find them and take them to refuge.
Six months later. Port Gamble is off quarantine and begins to be repopulated. Mrs. Hunt is now mayor of the town and Frida is running her father's diner. Tom and Lance visit her and propose that she stay with them in New York. She denies but promises that she will visit them soon. Tom and Lance leave the island while Clive and the married couple enjoy a meal at Frida's diner.
The film ends with shots of a wall of rememberance and Mayor Hunt putting a flower next to a picture of Burton.
This is no more then an instant watch on Netflix, if you've bought it... I'm sorry.
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